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EUNICE MOUNTAIN





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It's 31 Evergreen Street.

BRIDGET

It's 31 Evergreen Street. That's right. Bye.

HECTOR

Tea, coffee?

NICK

No, no, no! Make it musical. Feel the words. Tea or coffee?

HECTOR [Impersonating air hostess]

Tea or coffee?

NICK

Thanks.

HECTOR

Hey, Nick, do women really go for you in that uniform?

NICK

Yeah.


HECTOR

Oh, but do they know that you are not a real pilot?

NICK

Well, hmm.

HECTOR

You tell them you are a real pilot.

NICK

Maybe.

 

Sound of mobile phone

 

NICK

Oh, aha! Hello? Captain Chip Hardy speaking.

Oh, hi, Tiffany! I love this uniform! Yes, that's right, sweetie. Currently flying at 20,000 feet heading for Barbados. [Hector makes engine noises in background]

Yeah, that's right darling, above the clouds, above the clouds.

HECTOR

[Makes engine noises/impersonates pilot]

NICK

No, no, no. We're just...

HECTOR

Ahhh.. .. ... ... ..

NICK

....We're not being attacked, it’s just a bit of turbulence. Look, I've got to go. Bye-bye!

HECTOR

Aaah!!

Sound of footsteps/coughing/spluttering

EUNICE MOUNTAIN

Nooooooo!

BRIDGET

Oh, hi, Eunice.

EUNICE MOUNTAIN

Bridget, guess where this came from?

BRIDGET

Erm..., DIY shop?

EUNICE MOUNTAIN

No, from my flat.

BRIDGET

Ah yes, have the builders started? Excellent.

EUNICE MOUNTAIN

Excellent? Excellent? My flat is a mess!

You told the builders to work in my flat.

BRIDGET

Yes, you said.


EUNICE MOUNTAIN

But the builders were supposed to work at Channel Nine. Your mistake, you fix it.

BRIDGET

But....

EUNICE MOUNTAIN

And until you do, I'm going to stay in your flat.

BRIDGET

Nooooooooo!

BRIDGET [Composing email]

Oh no. Eunice is so angry!

I made a tiny little mistake at work.

BRIDGET

We want you to start work in Eunice’s flat. Yes, that’s right, Eunice’s flat.

EUNICE MOUNTAIN

Nooooooooo!

BRIDGET [Composing email]

And now she's coming to stay with us.

BRIDGET

Nooooooooo!

BRIDGET [Composing email]

Oh, what am I going to do?

NICK [Composing email]

Dan, forget about fast cars, forget about exercise in the gym, forget about cool clothes.

You have to get a pilot's uniform. It's magic with women.

NICK

Captain Chip Hardy, pilot extraordinaire.

EUNICE MOUNTAIN

BRIDGET!!

BRIDGET

I wanna ride the pony!

EUNICE MOUNTAIN

Bridget, I want my breakfast now.

BRIDGET

Of course. What would you like?

EUNICE MOUNTAIN

I want fresh coconut milk, two rashers of crisp bacon, preserve of Morello cherries on French toast, and coffee. Italian coffee.

BRIDGET

Fresh coconut milk, Italian coffee? I don't have....

EUNICE MOUNTAIN

So you have to go out and buy them for me. Oooh, ohhh, horrible.


Assorted background noises

HECTOR

Oh! Captain Hardy, what are we going to do?

NICK

It will be OK.

HECTOR

I am too young to die! You have to save us!

NICK

Try to be calm.

HECTOR

But what about my family? What about my cat?

NICK

Hold yourself together, woman.

HECTOR

What...

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